Yesterday morning I was hanging out in front of Katia’s crate, petting her kittens, and apparently I went one pet too far, because she hissed and smacked at me AND HURT MY FEELINGS.
“I thought we had an understanding!” I said to her. “I thought I could pet the kittens and not you and you’d be okay with that!”
“Lady,” she said. “You think I didn’t notice that you petted my foot when you were petting that kitten. YOU THINK WRONG. You touched my foot and it was deliberate, and YOU WAS OVER THE LINE.”
She had a point. She has forgiven me, thankfully, and I will watch myself from here on out.
Check out Kristi’s alien belly, video from yesterday afternoon. If I wake up in the morning and find kittens, I will be very much not surprised (ha ha, who am I kidding? I’ll be checking on her all night long!) Those kittens are ready to be OUT.
2017: Alice was incensed at their playfulness.
2016: “Hello innernets, hi hi! It is I, PrincessConsuela, just hanging out and planning how to take over the world. Shouldn’t be hard.”
2015: Peter, Paul and Mary get a visitor.
2014: “The better to keep an eye on you, lady.”
2013: “I’m bakin’ babies, you know. You have to do whatever I tell you to!”
2012: “MOMMA, I HAZ A COMPLAINT AND MY COMPLAINT IS THAT I AM CLEAN SO STOP LICKING ME!”
2011: No entry.
2010: No entry.
2009: No entry.
2008: No entry.
2007: No entry.
2006: No entry.
2005: No entry.