This actually isn’t from this week, but I ran across it on my phone and wanted to share it – I think I posted it on Instagram last week or possibly even the week before. I haven’t been cross-stitching a lot lately, so it took me a long time to finish.
“Hallo? Hallo? Has I reached the internets? Internets, is that you? I needs more snacks, please. Bring snacks for my mouf. Anyone? Siri GIVE ME SNACKS. Snacks? Oh, I think this stupid thing not work right.”
To be honest, I’d probably be sporting the #OpenMouthOfOutrage if my brudder was biting my foot, too. I feel your pain, Winn Dixie. (Trader Joe is the bitey brudder in this pic, but they’re all pretty bitey.)
“Hallo, innernets, i just bit my sister on her butt and when she cried I laffed and laffed and now the lady is making me say sorry but I AM NOT SORRY, so there.” #Ralph #kittens #fosterkittens #sorrynotsorry
2013: Silvio says: “KERRY, I KNOW! SHE IS TOTALLY NOT GIVING ME NEARLY ENOUGH ATTENTION, IS SHE?!”
2012: Magoo is all “This is MY grocery bag to bite! You keep away!”
2011: “No, no, NO! You must BELIEVE that you can flyyyyyyyyyyy! Like THIS!”
2010: “I need to stay here and help you make jam, lady!”
2009: No entry.
2008: No entry.
2007: I am the meanest Momma in all the world.
2006: So Fred, he’s not only a handyman, he’s also a cat-feeding genius, that’s right.
2005: Best. Picture. EVER.