Won’t you be his val-loon-tine?
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Every afternoon, because I’m a slacker, I have a little couch time with Miz Poo. We catch up on Real Housewives or Revenge or Hoarders, or whatever there is on the DVR. Miz Poo just KNOWS that when it’s 2:00 it’s time for couch snuggles, and the instant I step foot in the living room, there she is.
Lately, someone else has been horning in on couch time.
Robin jumps up and eyes Miz Poo, and then he streeetches out his paw.
Ever so slowly…
And then he lays his paw next to Miz Poo, without touching her. He smiles at her and says “I’m not TOUCHING you.”
Then he turns and studiously ignores her.
He gets this evil look on his face, and then he does it again.
Sometimes Miz Poo gets fed up right away and jumps up on the back of the couch to get away from him. Other times, it takes several rounds of “I’m not TOUCHING you” before she gets annoyed enough to move.
But she always comes back to lay on me, because she LURVES me.
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It’s not just me, right? She does seem to be getting a bit of a belly? Right? RIGHT?
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Jobey-Joe, the tuxie-doe, sure is looking emo, no?
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Previously
2012: Sugarbutt, if you’re going to get the feather, you’re going to have to work on your swing.
2011: No entry.
2010: Won’t you be my Val-LOON-tine?
2009: SHE IS A VERY HIGH-ENERGY DOG.
2008: He don’t need no stinkin’ valentine.
2007: No entry.
2006: No entry.
2005: No entry.