“Hallo, innernets, I have not birthed those babies yet. Why would I? I’ve got several comfy places to sleep, a private litter box, and more yummy food treats than I could finish in a week (believe me, I’m trying to eat every bite!) If that lady doesn’t stop staring at my belly, we’re gonna have words. A girl gets self-conscious about her big ol’ belly at this stage of pregnancy!” #Mama
In case you wondered what she sounds like. (Note that when I ask her where my babies are, she heads to the plate of food!) #Mama #FosterCat #PregnantCats
So ladylike, that New Mama. (“That’s quite the show you’re putting on!” is what I was saying to her. She don’t carrrrrrre.)
Just uploaded – brand new alien belly video. Mama, I think those kittens want out! (Purring soundtrack provided by former foster Marshall – I was trying to cover the sound of the radio in the background.)
2014: “Stop camera-stalking me, lady.”
2013: “My goodness! These claws are appalling! I need a pedicure, stat!”
2012: Then Joe Bob is like “STOP SNIFFING ME ::HISSSSSSS!!!!::”
2011: Polite interest and a bit of surprise, all “You want what? Babies? Don’t believe I’ve ever heard of those, sorry I can’t help you. BUH-bye!”
2010: No entry.
2009: Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
2008: No entry.
2007: No entry.
2006: No entry.
2005: No entry.