Snoozin’ Jon Snow. He is such a sweet boy.
Jon Snow says ::LEAP!::
Norbert says “You call THAT a leap? Let me SHOW YOU a real leap!”
::LEAP!::
“I’ll get you, my pretty!”
Norbert tries to teach Hodor the proper way to shake paws.
“If you’re trying to impart that what you’re saying is heartfelt and sincere, you hold their paw in both of yours. Like THIS. ‘It’s lovely to meet you, Hodor!’ See? And make sure you use their name a LOT, because that makes you seem SUPER sincere and not at all shady and like you’re trying to bilk them out of their hard-earned kibble. ‘Hodor, it’s lovely to meet you, Hodor. How’s your family, Hodor? I’m here to speak to you about a wonderful investment opportunity, Hodor!’ See?”
“Hodor!”
This could totally be an ad for a new sitcom. Norbert’s the zany older brother. Hodor’s the quietly brilliant middle sibling who just comes along to deliver a zinger (“Hodor!” ::cue uproarious audience laughter:: ). Arya’s the precociously sassy little sister with the signature move where she rests a hand on her hip, smirks, and shoots the camera a knowing look. Coming this Fall! Crooked Acres Cat Farm on FOX!
“Mom always said! Don’t play ball in the house!”
“Hodor!”
::WAVE OF AUDIENCE GUFFAWING::
Oooh! It’s the episode with the water fountain and there’s a misunderstanding and hijinks ensue! I love this one!
It’s the one where they go on vacation to Hawaii and Arya ends up hanging off a cliff and a stranger saves her by grabbing her hair and pulling her back up the cliff! This one always gives me goosebumps.
And the one where Arya eats too much catnip and walks around licking everyone’s hand. Then they hire her to do exfoliating in the salon at the mall! Yeah, I think that one’s my favorite.
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You know what I’m about to link to, don’t you? Of course you do!
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Previously
2012: Thistle having a little alone time in HER box.
2011: And Gracie was all “Yeah, whatebs.”
2010: No entry.
2009: “Thank you, internets, for my new eyelids!”
2008: Sometimes she growls at him.
2007: No entry.
2006: No entry.
2005: So Rambo had his belly shaved, too, and he and Jodie are awfully funny looking, laying around with their little shaved bellies.