The other day we switched the Cookies from the ferret cage they were in, to the other cage we have. The bars on the cage they’re in now are vertical so they can’t climb them. The ferret cage has horizontal bars, so the little monsters were climbing the bars and then diving off them, only there was no mosh pit to land in. I was worried they’d crack their little noggins open, and no one wants to have to clean up Cookie noggin from the bottom of the cage.
(I suspect that if one of the Cookies cracked their noggin open, marshmallow fluff would come puffing out. Except for Hydrox, who’s a genius, and I’ll get to that in a moment.)
So I took the ferret cage into the kitchen and wiped down the bars of the top of the cage. Then I put the base of the cage across the sinks, and ran hot water into it, and dumped ammonia into it. When there were several inches of water, I began scrubbing the bottom of the cage.
I wasn’t wearing gloves.
Have I ever mentioned that when you bottle feed baby kittens, your hands get absolutely shredded? I’ve tried wearing gardening gloves when bottle feeding, but they just don’t give me enough dexterity. So plunging my half-shredded hands into a mixture of ammonia and hot water REALLY stung.
Not one of the smarter moves I’ve made. I’d like to say that I won’t make that mistake again, but please – I think we all know I will, and I’ll be super surprised at how much it stings next time, too.
So, this is how Hydrox is a genius:
1. As I went in to feed the kittens this afternoon, all the others were trying to fit their faces through the bars or climb the bars. Hydrox sat back and looked consideringly up at the latches because HE KNOWS how the door opens. I give it three days ’til he’s figured out how to balance on the other kittens and push the latch back so he can open the door.
2. There was a lot of pee in the litter box, so I didn’t worry about pottying them before feeding them. Then after everyone had eaten, I was pottying Blue, and Hydrox came over and sniffed at the pile of paper towels, squatted down, and peed next to them. (True genius would have been going into the cage to use the litter box, but he’s got those short, stubby legs and that huge belly hindering him).
3. He PLAYED WITH A TOY last night. None of his siblings have any idea what toys are, but Hydrox totally looked at the toy I put down in front of him, smacked it with one paw and then waddled off to look for food. GENIUS.
Speaking of Hydrox, I keep meaning to mention this: Fred wanted to name him E.L. Fudge. When I said “Yeah, except that everyone will misread his name and call him “El Fudge”, Fred laughed and said “Even more perfect!”
Waiting patiently for the petting.
“Kind lady, I will clean MY OWN FOOT, there’s no need to use obscenities. “Bath” indeed!”
“I SAID I WILL CLEAN IT MYSELF THERE IS NO NEED FOR A BATH IN THE SINK. UNHAND ME!”
“PLEASE HELP ME THEY ARE SQUOOSHING ME!”
Snoozin’ Hydrox. That boy can sleep like nobody’s business, and then he comes awake all of a sudden and wants to know where the food is.
Off I go to drop Sookie and Terry at the adoption center. I hope they remember Lafayette and Bill and are happy to see them. I hope they (all of them!) get adopted quickly. I hope they aren’t scared.
Jake and Elwood are going to miss those two something fierce. We’ve had the True Bloods longer than we’ve had Jake and Elwood! They practically grew up together, and now Jake and Elwood will be wondering where their brother and sister went.
I don’t know how I’m going to sleep tonight. I’ve gotten used to Sookie sleeping on one side of me and Terry sleeping on the other, making it absolutely impossible to turn over without dislodging one or the other and causing a litany of complaints from the injured party requiring much petting and kissing.
Ugh. I HATE THIS PART SO SO SO MUCH!
Fingers crossed that they get adopted super fast!
(I’ll see if I can’t snap a picture or two of Lafayette and Bill while I’m there!)
Jake the Smug.
2008: I’m the one who gives them snacks! I’m the one who scoops out their litter boxes!
2007: No entry.
2006: No entry.
2005: Everyone needs a brudder to help keep him clean.
OK, I’m madly in love with Hydrox. Please keep him so I can watch him grow up. (I have my own adorable tuxedo boy or I’d be trying to figure out how to adopt him myself.)
Oh I am sad that Terry and Sookie are going – I hope they and their bros get adopted quickly. I can’t believe that Bill and Lafayette are still there. Every day I tell my boyfriend he is lucky we are nowhere near there because if we were we would have at least one more kitten in the house.
The Cookies are totally cute – it is so funny to see Hydrox in with the others – but at least it is easy to tell him apart!
And Gus is cute as always!
I looove the color of the meezers’ pads! So unique and adorable! Good adoption luck to all the True Bloods. I have exema on my hands and find the white neoprene gloves less nasty to wear. I blow off wearing them too and then pay with crazy itching later.
I agree with Fred – “el Fudge” is an adorable name for a kitty. (Though I suspect I’d end up calling “El Pudge” more often than not.)
Those multi colored paw pads are so dang cute!!!!!
I will get my boys purring for great homes to be found of rhte True Blood gang!
Hydrox is so freaking cute. In the past year, I’ve come to realize how much I LOVE black and white cats (ever since my Moo showed up on my back porch and melted my little heart until I brought him in). They are so precious.
Good luck (again) to the True Bloods! Did Sam get a home? I don’t remember seeing it, but maybe I missed it.
Tuxedo kitties all seem to have special personalities – Hydrox is no different! What a little character! And it’s a good thing I live a long way from you, or I’m afraid all the True Bloods would end up at my house.
Karen: You should SEE his round little belly. “El Pudge” is a very fitting name for him! 🙂
Daily Cute: Sam *and* Hoyt were adopted on Saturday! Not together, but they both went to homes with other cats, so I think they’ll be happy.
Yep, I can just picture marshmallow fluff oozing out of a Cookie Noggin’. Or puddin’. Vanilla puddin’!
Ohmigosh! That belly in the first picture! *snuggle*
Hydrox reminds me of the chocolate centre in the graham cracker & marshmallow smore. They are certainly ‘Cookie’ kittens! 😀
Cynthia: They are definitely puddin’ heads. 🙂
Kittykye: “Graham” would be a good name for a kitten. I’ll have to think about going with a cracker theme with a future batch! 🙂
I want Hydrox. Please place him in a padded box with air holes and ship him to New Zealand as soon as he makes weight and gets snipped! I will love him and hug him and never try to twist his halves apart to get at the cream centre.