There is nothing on god’s green earth that makes Sugarbutt happier than eating. When he’s eating, he purrs so loudly it echoes through the house. When he’s eating, he kneads while he’s standing there in front of the dish, so it looks like he’s marching in place. It’s unbearably cute.

I love how they both look completely annoyed. Like “This is MY bed! What the hell is that OTHER cat doing here?”

“How YOU doin’?”

“E equals MC… squared? No, that CAN’T be right!”

“Bob! Hey, BOB! Come check this out, you’re not going to believe it!”

Is a rough life for a Tom.