They TAUNT me, do you see? With the rolling around looking so cute my head explodes? And then I reach out to pet them and they hop up and run away. They will be the death of me.
I mean, COME ON! They walk up and sniff my knee, and then they won’t let me pet them? Is this FAIR?
Disapproves of “this Koontz fellow.”
“I are… about this tall. No, a little taller! No, that’s right. This tall. I are this tall!”
2006: No entry.
2005: No entry.