Where Muh Daddy?!
Starring Fricasee “Frick” And3rson

“Muh Daddy, he are in the workshop. He are workin’. I wants my Daddy to come play with me. And feed me. And tell me I is pretty.”

“Yet, hark! I hears muh Momma coming, and muh Momma most never comes out less’n she has for me the snack. And she tells me to stop pecking at her feet. But she loves me. And feeds me. I has me a dilemma. Wait for muh Daddy, or go check with muh Momma to see if it’s time for the snackin’?”

“The foods, it always wins out. In fact, the mere possibility of food wins out over a visit with muh Daddy. Fly, I must!”

“The decision, it was a poor one. For muh Momma has for me no snackin’. And muh Daddy has still not appeared from within the workshop. Woe!”