I’ve been so patient. I’ve been a good boy. I’ve been nice and gotten along with whatever cats and kittens come my way. “You’re such a sweet boy,” that lady told me. “Whoever ends up with you will be the luckiest people in the world.”
2013: “Is he… biting my belly? How very odd!”
2012: “BABY STOMPERS HAVE FLOOF ALSO, STUPID LADY. ALSO BABY STOMPERS TINY AND CUTE. COME HERE, BABY STOMPERS WANT TO BITE YOUR LIP.”
2011: “Yes, I’m wearing my tiny hat. What of it?”
2010: (Have you ever seen a grown male cat, unneutered? My GOD those things are big!)
2009: No entry.
2008: No entry.
2007: No entry.
2006: No entry.
2005: Mister Eggs does his bat imitation.